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  • January 25, 2011 at 4:22 am #106783
    canadiangirl
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    So yesterday in Sacrament Meeting our youth speaker was quoting Brigham Young from the Journal of Discourses and said, “Brigham Young said this in the Journal of Discouragement” Hahahahahahahahah :clap: :D 😆 He didn’t even notice his mistake and that made it even funnier.

    I know some of us have found BY quotes in that record very discouraging:)

    CG

    January 25, 2011 at 5:03 am #139716
    cwald
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    That is funny.

    January 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm #139717
    SamBee
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    Last year, someone mentioned from the pulpit how our stake patriarch had just given his 666th blessing. I seemed to be the only one to notice there was something amusing about that number…

    January 25, 2011 at 6:46 pm #139718
    canadiangirl
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    Sambee,

    That’s funny!!

    January 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm #139719
    Old-Timer
    Keymaster

    Nice – both examples!

    January 27, 2011 at 4:49 am #139720
    macalla
    Participant

    I’m hijacking the funny thread :D

    I remember this song we used to sing at Girls’ Camp. It went like this:

    Mormon, mormon, mormon, mormon,

    Mormon, mormon, mormon, mormon,

    I know a Mormon boy

    He is my pride and joy

    He knows ‘most everything

    from Alma on down.

    Someday I’ll be his wife

    We’ll have eternal life

    Oh how I love my Mormon boy!

    chant: M-O-R-M-E-N, more men! More men! Sing it again! *repeat ad nauseum*

    And this one (sung to the tune of Popcorn Popping from the Children’s Songbook):

    I looked out the window and what did I see?

    Tall, dark, handsome return missionaries!

    Spring had brought me such a nice surprise:

    Tall, dark, and handsome right before my eyes!

    I could take an armful and kiss all three,

    But only one for eternity.

    It wasn’t really so, but it seemed to me.

    Tall dark handsome return missionaries!

    Add that to the Home Evening Lecture Locations. 😯

    February 21, 2011 at 7:05 am #139721
    wmgoethe
    Participant

    canadiangirl wrote:

    So yesterday in Sacrament Meeting our youth speaker was quoting Brigham Young from the Journal of Discourses and said, “Brigham Young said this in the Journal of Discouragement” Hahahahahahahahah :clap: :D 😆 He didn’t even notice his mistake and that made it even funnier.

    I know some of us have found BY quotes in that record very discouraging:)

    CG


    thank you I needed that its been one of those days to make it worse its been one of those sundays. I guess I ah to put somthing funny in here I remember when they had all of the primary kids go up on the stage to do their once a year thing well you know kids they stold the show I was almost rolling in laugher 😆 :clap: 😆 :clap: :lolno: hahahahahahahahaha

    February 22, 2011 at 6:58 pm #139722
    SamBee
    Participant

    Maybe I’m not being metrosexual enough, but does anyone think scripture cases with handles look like handbags?

    That’s why I never carry my books around in one.

    February 22, 2011 at 7:03 pm #139723
    cwald
    Participant

    That is a great quote – and somewhat accurate.

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