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Because “if you don’t laugh, you cry,” here’s what we really mean when we say certain words and phrases at church: http://www.wheatandtares.org/12866/mormon-jargon/ Love it! I want this on my refrigerator – where I can look at it when I am aroused and have it classified as porn. 😈 I loved this one: Quote:
Satan’s plan (n.) a devious strategy proposed by the evil one to force obedience and guarantee that all will be saved, in complete contrast to today’s church culture which does the same without such guarantees.I realize this is meant to be a joke, so don’t take me seriously — I don’t really believe this!
😆 * Anti-Mormon – sort of like antimatter- when Mormons and AntiMormons get together it all blows up * Endure to the End – Buy now, pay later
* Family History – The process whereby two people of the same name in different counties get one baptism
* Follow the Prophet – keep a whole load of cultural traditions no prophet has uttered
* Interview – Confession time
* Investigator – Non member friend who hasn’t expressed hostility to your beliefs
* Israel – Territory in Middle East (of America), ie Rockies
* Obey – Don’t employ your free agency see also “Keep the Commandments”
* the Prophet – Thomas S. Monson, peace be upon him.
* Priesthood – group in which subjects of interest to men only are discussed eg sex, drugs, football, beer and keggers, adultery, girlfriends etc
* Relief – deep sense of peace felt when men’s wives go off to their
meeting
* Women – people who do most of the work, and least of the callings
* YSA – There’s a Village People joke in here somewhere
* Young Women – Ladies in Waiting
* Zion – War ridden territory in Middle East, inhabited by Jewish Poles and Russians, and wanted back by Arabs of other persuasions
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