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  • April 20, 2015 at 12:20 pm #137455
    Old-Timer
    Keymaster

    My dad would swear and then say, “Pardon my French.”

    One day in school, my teacher asked if anyone could speak another language, so I raised my hand.

    April 22, 2015 at 4:51 pm #137456
    SamBee
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    I know some Mormons who can speak Double Dutch and Klingon but it’s all Greek to me.

    May 14, 2015 at 5:49 am #137457
    Heber13
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    People say I’m condescending (that means I am speaking down to you)

    May 14, 2015 at 5:59 am #137458
    Heber13
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    when I die, I want all those men who were assigned to me as home teachers to lower me into my grave…

    …so they can let me down one last time.

    :angel:

    May 26, 2015 at 12:17 pm #137459
    Old-Timer
    Keymaster

    Quote:

    Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” never took his kids to church on a regular basis. – Tim Hawkins

    June 18, 2015 at 7:54 pm #137460
    Heber13
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    [attachment=0]Jesus Today2.jpg[/attachment]

    June 18, 2015 at 9:33 pm #137461
    nibbler
    Keymaster

    That’s not really fair. If Jesus existed today he could at least cure the one person of their gluten allergy… and probably cure that other person of being vegan. :angel:

    June 18, 2015 at 10:45 pm #137462
    Heber13
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    What do Vegans fear the most?

    ….Nutritionists with facts.

    July 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm #137463
    SamBee
    Participant

    Heber13 wrote:

    What do Vegans fear the most?

    People who don’t get riled by the whole superior passive-aggressive thing?

    July 21, 2015 at 10:13 pm #137464
    Heber13
    Participant

    SamBee wrote:

    Heber13 wrote:

    What do Vegans fear the most?

    People who don’t get riled by the whole superior passive-aggressive thing?


    😆

    August 17, 2015 at 1:45 pm #137465
    SamBee
    Participant

    Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis.

    A: When did this start, uhuh?

    August 18, 2015 at 7:39 pm #137466
    LookingHard
    Participant

    SamBee wrote:

    Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis.

    A: When did this start, uhuh?


    Thank ya.

    Thank ya very much.

    August 23, 2015 at 12:17 pm #137467
    SamBee
    Participant

    LookingHard wrote:

    SamBee wrote:

    Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis.

    A: When did this start, uhuh?


    Thank ya.

    Thank ya very much.

    Even better. 😆

    August 23, 2015 at 2:14 pm #137468
    LookingHard
    Participant

    And to do a Weird Al redo of an Elvis classic, “”A little history, I’m all shook up”

    Don’t encourage me. I can go on with puns until they get ridiculous.

    October 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm #137470
    SamBee
    Participant

    Went to see the Martian the other day. My companion knew nothing about the film and since Ridley Scott of Alien and Prometheus fame directed it – he kept on expecting a carnivorous alien to pop out of the rocks for half the film. 😆

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