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This isn’t exactly a joke. I’m going to tell it anyway. I just had a conversation with my 5 yr old grandson tonite. I asked him if he ever ate lobster. Without hesitating he said yes.
I asked when did you have lobster & he said in heaven. God gave it to him. I said did you like it. He said no, not particularly.
He said he had to eat because God gave it to him.
I LOVE Nibbler’s sense of humor. I tried my hand and some humor (and even a bit of cynicism) on my latest blog post.
https://wheatandtares.org/2017/04/15/leaking-of-the-leaks/ ” class=”bbcode_url”> https://wheatandtares.org/2017/04/15/leaking-of-the-leaks/ I am still upset that I didn’t think ahead and have this ready for April 1st.
Said in my best Sheldon voice “Heisenberg is driving along and gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop said “Did you know you were going 85 mph?”
Heisenberg replies, “I do now, but I have know idea where I’m at!”
Sheldon wrote:
Said in my best Sheldon voice“Heisenberg is driving along and gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop said “Did you know you were going 85 mph?”
Heisenberg replies, “I do now, but I have know idea where I’m at!”
And then I see Sheldon with a grin on his face expecting everyone else to burst into laughter, but instead Penny just looks confused.Overheard in Walmart: ” I’m buying flowers to save my doors .. you know .. those cheap hollow doors that don’t handle slamming very well”
Sheldon wrote:
Said in my best Sheldon voice“Heisenberg is driving along and gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop said “Did you know you were going 85 mph?”
Heisenberg replies, “I do now, but I have know idea where I’m at!”
I got pulled over by the police at Christmas a few years ago, in one of their random drink driving drives and when they asked me if I was drinking I told them “no” and they replied “Well, you’ve obviously come from somewhere.”
There were several clever Dick replies I could have made to that stupid statement. I never did.
http://babylonbee.com/news/local-baptist-careful-fully-immerse-chick-fil-nuggets-honey-mustard-sauce/ ” class=”bbcode_url”> http://babylonbee.com/news/local-baptist-careful-fully-immerse-chick-fil-nuggets-honey-mustard-sauce/ Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce
[img]http://babylonbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/cfa-696×418.png [/img] Quote:RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA—”Lots of people just pour or sprinkle,” local Baptist Ryan Etherton says as he slowly lowers his fourth Chick-fil-A nugget into his tub of honey mustard, careful to cover all surfaces of the fried chicken product entirely. “As for me and my house, we utilize total immersion, just like Jesus and His disciples taught.”
Etherton is a leader of the Dining Biblically Foundation, which is part of a larger grassroots movement to promote Baptist principles in fast food eating methods.
“It’s the only proper mode of nugget dipping,” Etherton told reporters Friday. “Not once do we see the disciples instructed to ‘sprinkle’ honey mustard, ranch, or barbecue sauce on their Chick-fil-A.”
“It’s full immersion or it doesn’t count,” he added.
I’ve noticed that Family Search has an “Add Wife” function on it. I’ve clicked it several times, but haven’t even had a date yet, what gives? SamBee wrote:
I’ve noticed that Family Search has an “Add Wife” function on it. I’ve clicked it several times, but haven’t even had a date yet, what gives?
😆 Another question…I’m already married…why is the “Add Wife” button still there?
Heber13 wrote:
SamBee wrote:
I’ve noticed that Family Search has an “Add Wife” function on it. I’ve clicked it several times, but haven’t even had a date yet, what gives?
😆 Another question…I’m already married…why is the “Add Wife” button still there?
Heber – I think if you click it, it will email your wife indicating that you clicked the button. I would think twice before doing that.
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