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  • #137530
    Minyan Man
    Participant

    This video made me laugh. I needed a laugh today. You may remember it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1_-OMb9sfk

    #137531
    nibbler
    Keymaster

    A few that I’ve seen doing the rounds:

    [image=500]https://i.imgur.com/u6dqbag.jpg[/image]

    #137532
    nibbler
    Keymaster

    [image=500]https://i.imgur.com/eTNKYEC.jpg[/image]

    #137533
    Minyan Man
    Participant

    During the lockdown, my Grandkids send me silly jokes & videos.

    The other day we talked by video call & they asked me: “Grandpa what Irishman stays outside all night?”

    When I said I don’t know they said: “Patty O’Furniture”.

    They were laughing so hard, they had a hard time getting the punchline out.

    I love it.

    #137534
    Heber13
    Participant

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    #137535
    Roy
    Keymaster

    Background. My son and I have been attending the Wednesday night youth group of another Christian church in town. On our first visit they treated the boys to froyos (frozen yogurt) and this made quite an impression on my now 14 year old. He has asked regularly why our church doesn’t do froyos and if the other LDS boys know that other churches do froyos. Recently, the we have been contacted for my son to bring the sacrament bread.

    DS: So let me get this straight, our church gives out bread while the other church gives out froyos?

    Me: I hadn’t thought of it like that but yes, that seems accurate.

    DS: And now our church is asking us to bring our own bread?

    😯 :? 😆

    #137536
    nibbler
    Keymaster

    I’m taking you out to dinner…

    :P

    …and it’s your treat.

    😡

    #137537
    Old-Timer
    Keymaster

    Quote:

    Focus on the fact that I am serving you breakfast in bed . . .

    Not how I got into your house.

    #137538
    Roy
    Keymaster

    Church news headline:

    Why the Church’s Europe Area president believes in the Prophet’s vision of a bright future in Europe in spite of political conflict, a refuge crisis and rising secularism.

    This headline gave me a chuckle because my brain reduced it down to – NEWSFLASH: Church Leader believes in the Prophet!

    I guess it is a slow news day. 😆 😆 😆

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